HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY, I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD. IT’S FREE TO SIGN UP AND YOU CAN SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR OFF OUR ALREADY LOW PRICES. JUST HEAD OVER TO GUEST SERVICES AND FILL OUT OUR SIMPLE-
OR TOTALLY IGNORE ME. THAT’S COOL TOO.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY, I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD IT’S FREE TO SIGN UP AND YOU CAN SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR OFF OUR ALREADY LOW-
OR NOT. WHATEVER. THANKS FOR SHOPPING SAFEWAY. I HAVE A MASTER’S DEGREE, YOU KNOW. FIFTY GRAND IN DEBT. WORKING AT THE SUPERMARKET. NO BIG DEAL.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY. PLEASE KILL ME I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD …
"シロナガスクジラの体はとても巨大なため、彼らの大静脈や大動脈は人が泳げるくらい太い。"
Twitter / @natgeojp (via misoka)
ええッ！
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(motomocomoから)
THERE IS NO WAY YOU’RE MASTURBATING AGAIN.
WHAT ARE YOU, SUPERHUMAN? WERE YOU RAISED BY THE KENTS IN SMALLVILLE?
DOESN’T THAT HURT?
I’M JUST GOING TO GO PLAY IN THAT RUFFLES BAG YOU LEFT ON THE FLOOR FOR TWENTY MINUTES. COME PET ME WHEN YOU’VE WASHED YOUR HANDS.
(artpixieから)
"最近考えているのは、どんな世の中になっても、美しいものというのはディスカウントされないんですむんじゃないかということです。これだけでは何いってるかよくわかんないと思いますが、そういう気がします。"
Mellow My Mind (via eternityscape) (via radioya) (via nakano) (via rarihoma) (via n-enot) (via jacony) (via vmconverter) (via ukar) (via motomocomo) (via appbank)
2010-08-06 (via gkojay) (via motomocomo)
(出典： nuuro)
なげかける げいじゅつ
ときあかす でざいん
(via thresholdnote)
